Q: Lazy today?
A: Eat some popcorn!!!
Q: Don't have a swimming pool?
A: Know what? I DO!
Q: Have LAME vacation plans?
A: I don't!
Q: What's your great-great-great GREAT grandfather's name?
A: Mine is Billy Joe Martin James Colby Wilson Lee Washington Marion XIIII (14th)
Q: Getting bullied today?
A: Eat beans, then TOOT-TOOT in their face!!!! :)
Q: Is this the end?
A: Ya THINK???!!
Thank you, thank you! One more question...
Q: Do you think I should be a comedian?
A: Please respond! I can't hear you!!! What????
What's that smelly smell?
I TOOTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW it is the END!